“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” –Professor “Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.” –Dr. So, I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.” –Leela “Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason. “They’re like sex, except I’m having them!” –Fry Right after I flush some things.” –Hermes “My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. “Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.” –Dr. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.” –Bender “Game’s over, losers! I have all the money. “Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!” –Professor Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.” –Zapp Brannigan “Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in!” –Amy “This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I’d like it to be a pleasant one.” –Leela “Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!” –Dr. “Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap – I forgot to get a girlfriend again.” –Fry Read on and look to the future…by reminiscing on TV past! Featuring Fry, Bender, and the rest of the gang, these funny lines will bring you on a trip down memory lane. We’ve compiled a list of hilarious and relatable Futurama quotes that showcase just how out-of-this-world the show was. An adult cartoon through and through, Futurama featured plenty of funny one-liners and sex jokes as it followed human, robotic and alien characters into the 30th Century. A brainchild of The Simpsons creator Matt Groening, the show followed a similar style in animation but is less family-friendly. Futurama took us back to the hilarious future for several seasons until it wrapped in 2013. : Kif, you're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my c.Oh, and have the boy lay out my formal shorts. Zapp Brannigan: Good! Invite her to my quarters. This time we are sure she's a woman, right? As my protg you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her. Zapp Brannigan: Kif, you're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my contempt once again. : Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, the Lovenasium.Zapp Brannigan: Well, I have studied abroad. Leela: I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer. Zapp Brannigan: Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium". And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. Zapp Brannigan: Captain's journal Star date. : So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly.Zapp Brannigan: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. : I heard that one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of ra.(Kif then points to Zapp's chest where the medal is) Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Zapp Brannigan: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Zapp Brannigan: The Killbots? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.įry: Wow! I never would have thought of that! Inform the men.įry: I heard that one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something-something-system. : Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?.Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it? : Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing.: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yod.Īh, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!.Zapp Brannigan: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.įire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. Leela: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper. Zapp Brannigan: A split second is all it takes. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
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